Tag Archives: Social Networking

OK, so I’m back!

I was wrong. I didn’t understand. I was stuck in my monetary self! I actually made cash out of social networking. Sorry!

I didn’t realise it was all about getting loads of friends so people could see how popular I was. I didn’t realise that I would never be as popular as Stephen Fry. Damn I missed the whole thing didn’t I?

Confused? Take a look at Dunbar’s Number Dunbar’s Number and Jaron Lanier Jaron speaks

Interested in the alternative views? Join me on LinkedIn, Twitter, Facebook or just send me an email at scott@toothbone.co.uk.

What type of Social Networking animal are you?

Just a bit of fun for this instalment – all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. (Sorry… is that Jackism or is it being Jackist?)

I have listed eleven possible SN characters this month based on animals. Please add more or feel free to amend the descriptions. I will not censor contributions (but will edit offensive language or inappropriate suggestions).

I’ll repost a consolidated list in November. And whoever my wife thinks has made the best contribution will get a FREE bottle of Champagne from us, anywhere in the world, so Americans don’t bottle out!

Do I have high hopes? Of course I do! Let’s make the list definitive, if it doesn’t achieve a Wiki entry I’ll be really disappointed. It’s up to us… Please distribute the link across your social networks.

  1. Owls – good sources for advise and wisdom
  2. Parrots – only pass on links or repeat what others say
  3. Rabbits – only purpose is to offer sex online
  4. Foxes – networkers with a hidden agenda
  5. Vultures – prey on the vulnerable through scams and cons
  6. Meercats – self-appointed police, report abuse & online dangers
  7. Puppy Dogs – desperate for any kind of friends or online connections
  8. Hyenas – only in it for the laugh
  9. Gorillas – those who indulge in cyber-bullying
  10. Elephants – individuals who remember where everything is online
  11. Tigers – always up for a fight or debate

Please respond with your ideas through this blog so I can keep it all together. It would be a difficult to track everything through LinkedIn, Facebook and Twitter, etc.

Thanks and have fun!

Businesses – Can you afford to miss these numbers?

If you’re in business and think you can ignore the stuff I’m discussing then please watch this youTube video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIFYPQjYhv8


Is Twitter, YouTube and Facebook the New Sales Trinity?

I’m beginning to notice a peculiar social networking phenomenon. My interest in hearing what global brands have to say for themselves is diminishing… and quite fast too.

It’s not that I’ve lost my desire for knowing about new products, (unfortunately, that’s the bane of a gadget & media maniac), but how I go about getting the “knowing” that’s changed.

I don’t want their hype, their sales trickery or their commercials interrupting my nine o’clock film (unless, of course, their commercials are really cool!). No, I just want the facts and excellent product images represented on an out-of-this-world website.

And now I want something else that they can’t do…

I want the opinions of everyday people who have already bought the product. I want the down and dirty on the delayed deliveries, the faulty functionality and the abysmal customer service. And what do my friends think? What do my followers say? What reviews are available on expert sites? Only then, when I’m totally satisfied, does a product make it onto my Amazon Wish List.

This can and will be very scary for the big brands. The voice of the customer is the new marketing department, but for those that listen it will lead the way to better products and improved customer realtionships.

Henry Ford once said, “People can have the Model T in any colour, as long as it’s black.”

How out of touch he would be with the online world of today.

Lead a horse to water AND make it drink!

I love my customers – don’t you? But sometimes, just like a parent, you have to enforce a little discipline.

Like children, they can become easily distracted. They start focussing on the wrong things (think they know better) and before you know it innovation and performance starts to lag. There is nothing worse than conducting an SN strategy meeting (where everyone leaves fired-up and totally bought-in) only to return later and find that nothing has been done.

Customers – With Social Networking, realisations are not accomplishments. You have to act upon your own realisations (and the concepts of your agency) and get stuff actioned quick – it’s going to take time, a few late nights and, maybe, some extra expense, but if you don’t test ideas how will you ever KNOW what works?

It’s simple really, trust your agency – assume they know what they’re talking about until proven otherwise. Don’t block their input or their suggestions – you’ve hired them for a cold objective eye.

And go with your instincts too. The human race still recognises honesty. I think.

Appointing an agency when you have no intention of taking their suggestions is like buying a dog when you want to bark yourself – it’s counter-productive.

Agencies – realise that many of your customers have actually built successful businesses without you. Be prepared to offer solid examples and data on why and where social networking works. Otherwise it’s just so much smoke and mirrors – the result – an increasing number of innoculised businesses will become resistant to hiring us.

For customers and agencies: (KISS)

(1) Communicate expectations with each other

(2) Identify vehicles and test small

(3) Build on results and widen engagement points

Apply this and you will both drink the waters of  success without shooting yourselves in the foot.